Twilight Saga Spoofed in VAMPIRE SUCK (Poll)

On August 18, 2010 Vampires Suck, a movie inspired by the hit Twilight series is released in theaters. Check out our sister site Daemons Movies to learn more.

I feel like Hollywood thinks every popular movie warrants a spoof (Harry Potter, 300, Scream, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc, etc). People will definitely watch it based purely on the rule that if you get enough people to like something enough, sooner or later an anti-community will emerge.

Here’s the question I’m throwing to you: who is more lame, the fans or the anti-fans or should I say Twi-Tards vs. Anti-Twi-Tards? Please cast your vote below.

Here’s some more info to help you make up your mind:

Twi-Tards:Overly enthusiastic fans that pledge allegiance to either Team Edward or Team Jacob. Will often camp overnight for sightings of the actors that play the characters. Some ‘Twi-Tards’ have difficulty distinguishing the actors from the characters they play.

Likes: Vampires, true love, reading, werewolves, expressing their love for all of the above.

Anti Twi-Tards: Skews heavily male. These anti-fans enjoy low-brow humor. Nothing makes them happier than to pick on a Twi-Tard. Before picking on Twilight fans, Anti-Tards directed most of their hate towards Emo fans.

Likes: Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, making fun of Twi-Tards, Carls Jr, MMA and Jimmy Kimmel

I have a feeling I’m going to get a lot of grief from both sides about this post, so first let me say I mean this all in good fun. I realize that most people won’t fit totally into one bucket. I am a big fan of the Twilight books and movies but I also like LOTR and Star Wars.

So please don’t take it personal and may the best tard win!

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  • http://amckiereads.wordpress.com Amy

    Too funny. Love the idea of the poll :)

    • http://www.daemonsbooks.com Amie

      Thanks Amy :)

  • Jesus Barragan

    Wow this is just so funny I cannot stop laughing, my little sister loves twilight the movie and my little bro hates anything having to do with vampires to death. The poll is just bomb!!!!!